Mathias is a refined dog with strong opinions. And many of them.
While he waits patiently (and adorably) for his forever home, Mathias has taken it upon himself to review the many experiences life has to offer. Here are some of his five-star (and not-so-five-star) ratings from his personal “Yelp” log:
The Couch ★★★★★
Mathias describes this as “the pinnacle of plush living.” Whether it’s for a quick nap, a full day of lounging, or a prime location to sneak in some stealth snuggles, the couch is a daily must. Bonus points for blanket access and human proximity.
Cheese Cubes ★★★★★
If there were six stars, he’d give them. Mathias believes cheese is a universal love language. Unfortunately, he’s on a special diet, so his access is very limited, but he dreams often, and vividly.
Walks at Piedmont Park ★★★★☆
Mathias absolutely lives for the phrase, “Wanna go outside?” Piedmont Park is his kingdom. The smells! The squirrels! The possibility of dropped fries! He loses one star only because other dogs sometimes harsh his vibe. But he’s working on that.
Car Rides ★★★★★
The wind in his fur, the scent of takeout through the window, and the thrill of destination unknown. Mathias is a ride-or-die kind of guy. Passenger prince status: fully embraced.
Sweet-Talking Someone Else’s Pet ★☆☆☆☆
Strongly discouraged. Mathias believes love should be exclusive (or at least whispered out of earshot). Just saying.
Final Thoughts from Mathias
If you’re looking for a dog with taste, charm, and a strong commitment to comfort and affection, Mathias is ready to leave his Yelp career behind and settle into a forever home. Preferably one with snacks, snuggles, and a no-dog drama policy.
Interested in booking the full Mathias experience? He’s ready for his five-star family.
